awwww-cute:

You can never be too sure

(via onceuponakitty)

blissdaisy:

jaimesvoice:

brothers.

favourite

(Source: jaimesvoice, via perks-of-being-chinese)

quentintarantinc:

"Say it."
"Because we’re the same person."
"That’s right.”

Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher 

(via a-beard)

gookgod:

this is some yuri manga type shit man

(Source: sizvideos, via shinigamiokami)

stussyking:

deathbeforedigital:

cootyxqueen:

venuscake:

this is ridiculous 

HE SCRATCHED HIS EYE

That eye scratch is seriously killing me “Uh, just got a little someth-ah, got it”

This is the coolest crab ever

(Source: onlylolgifs, via onceuponakitty)

towritelesbiansonherarms:

katarakarate:

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.

I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.

Fuck your pretentious shit.

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"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

When i was a paperboy i once crashed into a parked car because i was riding my bike while reading the paper

fuck you 

Let's Watch "The Room", Huh?

robofists-revenge:

Lo and behold, this milestone happened yesterday:

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No, not the fact that my activity is declining; RoboFist’s Revenge officially has one-hundred followers!

Coincidentally, this milestone coincided with another landmark event in my life: my first ever midnight showing…

thatblueeyedginger:

Reblog every time

(Source: matty-bojangles, via forgottenhalfofme)

godnibblets:

I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.

(via onceuponakitty)

onlyblackgirl:

The history of film in one scene

(Source: frankoceanvevo, via onceuponakitty)

"Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins."

The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)

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professional-bird:

fucksubtle:

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

Reformation 2: The Aliening

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” 

(via a-storm-for-every-spring)