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Randy Liedtke created this Bloody Mary that’s so awesomely over-the-top it clearly belongs in our Department of Outrageously Overindulgent Bloody Marys.
The cocktail is garnished with one footlong sub, four pieces of fried chicken, one entire pepperoni pizza, two double cheeseburgers, onion ring, french fries, garlic bread, pickles, olives, onions, one whole lemon, one whole lime, jalapeños, and last but not least, a second Bloody Mary.
Don’t send me a bouquet of flowers, send me this
Fuck the bloody Mary, just send me the food
There’s a dog at work today who is a real life deviantart oc. He’s a border collie with long blonde 90s surfer dude bangs and it’s the most amazing thing I’ve seen since I started this job.
Nature is a wonder.
I was being 100% serious.
*Bob Belcher voice* oh my god
*Sterling Archer voice* oh my god
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries